“I’ve found this year’s stocking stuffers – Shittens!”
“Shittens! Everybody needs one!”
“When a demon scares the crap outta me, I grab a Shitten!”
“I need a Shitten!”
“Have you ever wished someone would create a disposable glove-like product specifically for rectal hygiene? Well, neither have I. But what a great idea! Ladies and gentlemen, the dream has come true: Shittens”
“The mitt to clean your sh*t and keep your hiney fresh and shiny!”
“I’ll never take anything in on pawn… except a SHITTEN”
“Try SHITTENS. Your ass will be whistling all day!”
“Shittens are THE SH*T.”
“Shittens are my favorite! If I get a little unpleasant whiff of myself downstairs, Shittens cleans the funk right up!”
“Shittens! I just found the greatest invention known to mankind. Why don’t you have a Nobel Prize?”