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1 PACKAGE OF SHITTENS
INCLUDES 10 DISPOSABLE
MITTEN-SHAPED MOIST WIPES
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“Shittens! Everybody needs one!”
Mark Cuban
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“Shittens? I hate ’em.”
Beetlejuice
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“I’ll never take anything in on pawn… except a SHITTEN”
Bobby J
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“Try SHITTENS. Your ass will be whistling all day!”
John Bolaris
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“Shittens are THE SH*T.”
The Blue Meanie
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“Shittens are my favorite! If I get a little unpleasant whiff of myself downstairs, Shittens cleans the funk right up!”
Richard Christy
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“The mitt to clean your sh*t and keep your hiney fresh and shiny!”
Tabitha Stevens
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“I need a Shitten!”
Norm McDonald
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“When a demon scares the crap outta me, I grab a Shitten!”
Zak Bagans
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“Awesome!”
Jenny McCarthy
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If there’s one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it’s this: No one wants poop on their hands.
And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time we take an old fashioned wet wipe to our hineys, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation.
How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog’s “number two” been a little closer to a number one “and a half”, requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever’s laying around? Enough is enough!
With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.
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“To the inventor of Shittens… I have so many questions. I want to meet you… but I don’t want to shake your hand.” – Bill Maher
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