1 PACKAGE OF SHITTENS

INCLUDES 10 DISPOSABLE

MITTEN-SHAPED MOIST WIPES

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Mark Cuban

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Beetlejuice

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Bobby J

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John Bolaris

Blue Meanie on Shittens

“Shittens are THE SH*T.”

The Blue Meanie

Richard Christy on Shittens

“Shittens are my favorite! If I get a little unpleasant whiff of myself downstairs, Shittens cleans the funk right up!”

Richard Christy

Tabitha Stevens on Shittens

“The mitt to clean your sh*t and keep your hiney fresh and shiny!”

Tabitha Stevens

Norm McDonald on SHittens

“I need a Shitten!”

Norm McDonald

Zak Bagans on Shittens

“When a demon scares the crap outta me, I grab a Shitten!”

Zak Bagans

Jenny McCarthy on Shittens

“Awesome!”

Jenny McCarthy

More Testimonials

If there’s one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it’s this: No one wants poop on their hands.

And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time we take an old fashioned wet wipe to our hineys, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation.

How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog’s “number two” been a little closer to a number one “and a half”, requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever’s laying around? Enough is enough!

With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.

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